1. If display cases had cameras to record the first time you enter a brick and mortar vape shop.
2. Do not worry. You will eventually find “the one”, the perfect juice.
3. But someday, when you least expect it, you will eventually run out of that perfect juice.
4. It doesn’t take long until the post man becomes your best friend.
5. … or your worst enemy.
6. No one seems to know why your vapemail is late.
7. You feel like an intellectual badass when vaping lingo finally starts to click.
8. You overreact a little when someone trash talks your favorite juice.
9. You will eventually try to make a mod out of something weird.
10. … and try your hand at making your first DIY juice.
11. You get REALLY excited when your favorite juice maker holds a giveaway.
12. … or when they release a new flavour.
13. You will get stuck nervously waiting for batteries to charge.
14. You’ll suddenly discover the variable settings on your PV.
15. And your first rebuildable will obviously not quite go as planned.
16. But after some time you will create a cloud-producing monster mod.
17. … and you will come up with a totally original name for it.
18. You won’t be able to stop and your significant other will ask you why you need to have so many mods.
19. You will eventually run out of money.
20. … and get the vaper’s tongue.